http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/02/Jan/root.html

 | AOL buys RedHat...
 | parkerc@cs.rpi.edu (Chris Parker)
 | (smirk, computers)
 | 
 | ...somehow this provoked in me a sense of profound dread.
 | 
 | An operating system running on a network where skriptkiddies can hack
 | each other, and with each security compromise a hearty, cheery voice
 | says,
 | 
 | "You've got root!"
 | 
 | That could be enough to get me to swear off the net altogether...



David