The original was somewhat more like what you wrote, I modified it to bring it below a PG-13 in deference to our younger Linux enthusiasts. Craig White wrote: > On Mon, 2005-10-10 at 13:40 -0700, Joseph Sinclair wrote: > >>File this little bit of humorous pretend shell script (slightly cleaned up) under the "If Linux worked in the real world" category: >> locate keys | pocket >> locate phone | pocket >> locate underwear -owner spouse | rm >> > > ---- > not very imaginative for a virtual shell script... > > locate underwear -owner 'Dana Delaney' | rm > > Yes, much better > > Craig > > --------------------------------------------------- PLUG-discuss mailing list - PLUG-discuss@lists.plug.phoenix.az.us To subscribe, unsubscribe, or to change you mail settings: http://lists.PLUG.phoenix.az.us/mailman/listinfo/plug-discuss