monkeys

On Wed, Nov 5, 2008 at 1:56 PM, Josh Coffman
<josh@computeristsolutions.com>wrote:

> On Wed, Nov 5, 2008 at 1:44 PM, James Finstrom <
> jfinstrom@rhinoequipment.com> wrote:
>
>> I live in my basement with lizard people from another dimension, in our
>> down time we use linux to guide ordinance towards tactical markers on street
>> signs.  After we perfect our methods we will join forces we will journey to
>> the edge of the earth
>>
>>
> I'm a farm boy from ohio, so...
>
> I'm my own grandpa and live in my own damn basement with lizard people.  we
> use linux to subjugate free markets and subvert democracy with communism.  I
> do most of the work, because the lizard people mostly just smoke weed and
> sell car insurance on the internet.
>
> one time, I bought 200 monkeys for 5 cents each. It was a learning
> experience.  The lizard people have worked out much better, but they're a
> bunch of ingrates too.  I'm just really glad the genital punching has
> stopped. Also I have a freezer for sale cheap, but you take responsibility
> for the contents.
>
> http://www.0xdeadbeef.com/html/monkeys.txt
>