Robert Ambrose wrote:
> ...today has been one of those days I just want to quit and go
> and start a earthworm farm (or anything far, far away from
> computers (and users)
I hear dental floss can be a good cash crop. It is very calming and
Zen-like to stand in the field at the end of the day, leaning on your hoe,
breathing in the fresh air and watching those silky white tendrils
undulating in the breeze (of course you will need a GPS system and a
computer to set watering schedules, check contract prices on the dental
floss spot market, and to e-mail your congressman for an extension to the
Foreign Dental Floss Embargo Act of 1985). Now that's a healthy,
low-stress occupation. And your teeth will thank you too.
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